Hey Bono, quit shining your darned jacket into my eyes!
Ah, I kid.
Have you seen Bono’s laser jacket? As if he wasn’t cool enough, Moritz Waldemeyer designed a jacket for the latest 360° Tour that has 240 lasers embedded in it. Apparently they have been defocused for additional safety, because wouldn’t it suck to drop a kidney on U2 tickets and leave blind?